“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.

But if you give up a zillion yards to Larry Fitzgerald on an opening touchdown drive, you don’t deserve the ball back.

Well, in that case, can’t you just tell me?

But only local sports on broadcast networks, right? I am not getting Mets, Knicks and Rangers with an antenna (am I?)

Yeah, but that’s the problem with SlingTV - and I am not picking on you, a lot of responses suggested it - the lack of local sports coverage. I care less about ESPN, which is national and only occasionally shows the teams I care about, than I do about SNY, MSG, and the other New York-centric networks (and I know other…

But that’s not really my point. I was owning that it’s due at least as much - if not way more so - to my preference for watching live sports.

The flip side of the coin is that as long as the professional sports leagues are in cahoots with the cable networks, cord-cutting is not realistic for even casual sports fans who live in the same market as the team they follow. Paradoxically, a Mets fan living in San Francisco can watch every single one of his or her…

This is just so wonderful.

Malcolms, ranked by Josh Innes:

I honestly thought Brown might be paralyzed or worse after that hit. Acting? C’mon, Pacman. That’s the dumbest thing you’ve said since asking the Mrs. how she could still be hungry for fruit after eating all those pellets.

Will - I thought for sure you would mention the biggest cost-saving trick in the book, at least for those of us who like to dine out. I admit this is a little bourgeois, but it can save a ton of money, so here goes . . .

“Whoever wants a really sweaty sock can have it.”

Moises Alou and my four year-old approve this story.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

If you denigrate native American people with your logo, people might point out that, you know, you shouldn’t do that.

On Bill Simmons’ podcast this week he remarked on Curry’s amazing run over the last year and concluded that there has never been a player like Steph Curry, that he is “one of a kind.” Of course, since it’s Bill Simmons, he then immediately compared the incomparable Steph Curry to four or five of the all-time greats.

It only makes sense when you understand that Chosen’s middle name is “Action.”

Tim Raines is still fuming that his wife just had to call to ask him to pick up the dry cleaning at precisely 6:01 p.m.

To compensate the Mets, the Browns are required to send Johnny Manziel to the Nationals.