Obviously photo-shopped. Everyone knows Rodgers can’t stand being that close to a pussy.

“head-butting butt-head named head of butts.”

The good news is that even if the Suns were to implode, it would take a while before anyone on Earth noticed it.

Sorry if this is a dumb question: why were they moved this year? New Year’s Day is for CFB in our house and we aren’t even the biggest CFB fans. But telling Mrs Sidebar we are gonna be late for - or skip - the festivities on NYE is a total non-starter. I can’t be alone on this.

So Mike Tyson engages in a wreckless behavior that he enjoys briefly and in the moment, but it ends up costing him major butthurt.

+1. This is heavenly.

Ha. Ok, fine. How’s this: Heyward actually put up a lower offensive WAR for 2015 than Curtis Granderson.

To be pedantic, I didn’t say they overpaid, I said that it wouldn’t be crazy for someone to think it.

Respectfully disagree:

All due respect to Tom, this is a way more informed and balanced assessment of the Mets’ offseason thus far. Walker is an upgrade at 2B (and there was nowhere to put Niese in this rotation long term anyway), Colon can eat innings as a starter or a reliever, and Cabrera frees Flores up to spell Wright at 3B when he…

I like it.

You left off “negative Drew Magary.”

Hey, horse racing fans, notice how there aren’t any tennis fans bitching about Serena’s exclusion from this list? Just sayin’.

Ha! That rascal Gilbert has been pulling the old “Seymour Butts” line on poor Moe Szyslak for years. You are incorrigible, Gilbert!

This whole thing is dumb, and Trump is dumb, and Brady is dumb, and I feel dumb, and you’re probably dumb. But I still have this dream that Muhammad Wilkerson sacks the shit out of Brady like 11 times on December 27 and then, standing over him, says something overtly Snipes-esque, like, “As-Salaam-Alaikum,…

I like the way Snrub thinks!

The amazing thing about this play was how absolutely certain Beckham was that he had a catch with two feet in bounds. Lots of guys beg for the replay flag after the call goes against them. But there were no histrionics here. This was not for show. Beckham just stood up and signaled to his sideline that he was 100%…

Make fun of these people all you want, Tom. But they have a point. It is high time that we stop just handing everything to black people in this country on a silver platter; what we need is to start paying more attention to the plight of thoroughbred animals like American Pharaoh, owned and care for by billionaires,…

What can I tell you; I just have a thing for alderwomen.

If Harper keeps up his current pace, I do not think it’s crazy to think the Yankees could go to 10 years // $400m. Can you imagine how many home runs Harper would hit to right field in Yankee stadium?