If he wants to know where to fuck the help, on the other hand, he can ask Gavin Rossdale and Ben Affleck.

This feels cheap, Barry. No reason to believe it wasn’t a heartfelt sentiment, even if expressed in a sort of ham-handed way.

This is wonderful

Can you rank the following: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Lost, getting hit by a bus, and The Sopranos? Asking for a friend.

Right. That was the joke (epic fail, as the many people in the grays telling me I’m a dick will confirm), and it was meant as a self-deprecating one. Lots of working moms have jobs that are every bit as demanding as their husband’s, but nevertheless take on a disproportionate share of the chores at home (and when…

Latent guilt that my wife does all the work at home (despite being just as busy professionally). Sorry, Internet!

And next week the Times is going to feature an interview entitled, “Jim Gaffigan’s Wife Explains How The Heck She Travels With Five Kids While Her Husband Works Just Because he Prefers to Maintain the Illusion that his Job Does not Take him Away from his Family for Long Stretches of Time.”

Tight ass is tight-lipped about tight end’s right bend.

I think you buried the lead here a bit, Barry. This is a $127 million bet on Price being spectacular for three years, not great for seven. If it hits, Boston gets a relative steal for three years (look at the projected value for 2016-2018, above) and he opts out after 2018. If not, they are stuck with dog poo until my…

“Signing David Price was a facking wicked pissah moove; best thing the Sawx have evah done!”

In general, I support extended celebrations of anything, at any time.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

This was everyone’s face after reading your DERP BUT THE COWBOYS WON post:

I feel like Black Sheep’s L.A.S.M. talk show deserves some kind of mention in this post.

Oh for heaven’s sake, guys. This is all wrong. You can’t crap on how campy Rocky IV was and then rank Rocky III as the second best installment because of how campy it was.

You were first. Deleted mine.

“All of them”

[kingkelly was faster than me]

/nods approvingly