This is an incredible stat that I was feverishly Wikipedia-ing the hell out of so I could debunk it and truth the hell out of you with a scorching hot kinja reply burn/take. But you’re right (and you already knew that). Bunch of other teams have won five since 1969, too, but the Mets’ five trips to the World Series…

As a Mets fan, I hope you have a nice day.

Don Mattingly just got all the heartburn.

You gave yourself a tough assignment here, Will, because vodka is not complex or nuanced enough to permit this fine of a gradation among 14 different brands. There are, perhaps, three groups of vodka into which you could categorize these fourteen (and all the rest): bad, good and great.

The fuck was up with Jeremy Lin’s hair, though?

This is why Michael Strahan stopped playing basketball.

But will the team ever consider re-signing him if he gets his act together?

My daughter sensed the change immediately

I know next to nothing about this fight other than the fact that Rousey was a -1300 and a buddy of mine lost his shirt when she lost the match. Any chance of a fix/dive, or was this just a legit beat-down by a better fighter?

Pretty fucking rich that this shitstain prevails by accusing someone else of being too anal.

+1. I love this.

But when we went through them they were just regular bobble heads.

Jolie, I love you lots because you tell us all sorts of helpful things and you have had some of the nicest responses to some of the comments I have put on this site over the years. But we are officially in a fight. Roaches in the Keurig? I mean god DAMNIT, Jolie. I don’t want to ever think about this. But now I can’t…

Dude, it’s the fucking Hunger Games. We take a bunch of poor kids from shitty neighborhoods and let them beat the shit out of each other for our enjoyment. If they win, we shower them with money, fame and adoration. For the losers, the retirees, and the forgotten, they are left to suffer. It’s fucking despicable. And…

Matt Williams plans to send the calendar maker back out there for 2017.

As long as we watch (I said “we,” not “you,” because I do it, too), then we are complicit. It’s that simple. One of the 250 richest men in the world is paying Wes Welker more money than he could make doing anything else to risk his life for our enjoyment. And there is a decent chance that Welker will die a lot sooner…

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

I am surprised that he stepped down; really expected some kind of compromise on this one.

I wonder if he will Suh.

This is tremendous. I don’t even care if your analogy holds together or not.