We’re almost out of chins

Also, fuck Scott Boras. If he had his way, the Mets would have acquired and paid one of his injured clients (Gomez) and shut down and paid one of his healthy ones (Harvey).

I threw up in my mouth when I read the title of this post because I assumed you guys were breaking a story about another tear in his elbow.

I hope Kraft runs his business better than he explains the contents of banners. What the fuck is that description?

Shit man, this one cut me deep. +1, but damn, yo. Fucking ouch.

I had to retire my jack sock years ago.

It’s fixed. Thanks. (I will consider myself warned.)

Did you guys un-follow me over this? The fuck, dude?

Jesus. Brad Sohn’s tweets are longer than some of my Kinja.

Yes

Ok, now I am embarrassed. Not because Albert, Chris, Greg and KinjaButts8889 think I should be (I made that last one up), but because I was off by 100 years on the date. My bad. Good look.

Thanks for that. See my colloquy with Chris. I sincerely think that you guys misunderstood me and not the other way round — I got the joke and I still do — but I am not sure I want you to take a vote on that or anything.

I get it. I honestly do (though I will admit to second thoughts about what I wrote if that fact isn’t painfully clear). It’s notion that there is an “ongoing dysfunction” that I question.

Right. I was responding to what I understood to be the point behind the sarcasm. I didn’t think Swift thought the English should eat their children, either, but the pamphlet still generated some thoughtful debate in the 19th century.

For whom are the court battles “embarrassing”? I am not embarrassed. Are you? It damn well isn’t the NFL, because - while “corporations are people, my friend” - I am pretty sure they can’t, you know, feel. And, even if they could, I am like, positive that the NFL would be the kind of person that doesn’t feel shame.…

Is there any comparison to what Shanahan did to RG3? It is like the mountaintop of asshole coach moves, right? Nominees for the prize would have to include Dallas Green letting Al Leiter throw 162 pitches in 19989, but even that doesn’t come close.

/facepalm

This may be pedantic,

This may be pedantic, but I didn’t know it until recently and so maybe others didn’t, either. (Even though Tom kind of makes this point in the article). It’s not up to Rob Manfred or any other Commissioner to determine Jackson’s eligibility for the Hall of Fame, except indirectly. The National Baseball Hall of Fame…

[moved]