Jordan informed agents Dan Fegan and Jarinn Akana last week that he was moving “in another direction,”

“One of my interns did it” is officially the bourgie translation of “my Twitter got hacked.”

+1 grotesquely swollen jaw

Is “cousin-in-law” is a thing? Can I get a ruling, internet?

I hate how hard I am laughing at this.

+1. absolutely pitch perfect.

Deadspin: “Sarah Palin, are you serious right now?”

Stupid?

I respectfully disagree, Greg. America didn’t lose the war against guns. We haven’t even had the balls to start one.

Also I would put $100 on Bowa in a fight against Murph any day of the week. Dude has old man strength for sure.

Agree. Let’s give the Phils — and Bowa — a break. I am die-hard Mets fan, but Robles threw a pitch when the dude was looking at his shoes. And even if the home dugout did overreact - which is hard to argue, since the ump saw fit to call off the pitch - good on them. If my team was getting mollywhopped by an…

Hey Curt, regarding your recent Tweet: “HOW’D THAT GO?”

I guess some people are just blind to the truth.

David Carr made just under $5 million to hold Eli’s balls for four of five years from 2008-2012. And he made another $4 million for taking a one-year sabbatical in San Francisco (2010). During that span he went 37-61 for 426 yards with three TD’s and a pick.

you mean commensurate

I do not understand how people can defend this human shitstain. And I cannot fathom why Red Sox fans feel like the rest of us expect you to defend him. The fact that he is a used condom with a Twitter account takes NOTHING away from the remarkable title run in 2004 (Id.). You can be a diehard Red Sox fan whose life…

This comment shows a lot of heart and I love a lot of what you did here, but everything takes a back seat to the capitalization of “Bloody Sock.” Bravo, sir. Bravo.

If I were Curt Schilling and I wanted to lie about statistics, I would start with my 2005 E.R.A. Yikes!

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

Mets are second to no one in bad luck / injuries this year. Imagine how different this bullpen would look with Mejia, Blevins, and Vic Black contributing on a regular basis. Throw in five more starts each from Matz and Montero to spell Harvey, DeGrom and Syndergaard, and this team has — at least arguably — underachieve…