I'm not sure that's the best comment on this site today. I mean, I chuckled, but best comment ever in any context? Come on. ("Nosuch Dame" will always be my favorite).

My wife and I were watching the game - something she generally does not love to do, but she cut me a break last night because it was the rare rout by the Mets - and we were both absolutely dying when Keith dropped that bomb. The best part was that he had been on fire for a few innings and you just knew something…

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am so confused by the threads — do I reply to the original comment or reply to the reply? And when there is a reply, are there other replies buried underneath it? I can't tell. In fact, it is so confusing and user-unfriendly that I wasn't even entirely sure how to articulate why…

This is great, Drew, as always. Paternity leave the first is kind of a drag for all the reasons you mentioned, but the sequel is a blast. A week of goofing off with my two and a half year old son — ball games, the zoo, happy hour, etc. — and then home to a wife who is thanking me for getting him out of the house all…

-1. It's here. It sucks. Get used to it.

As usual, this geopolitical sports metaphor can be best unpacked by another, far more complicated and even less internally consistent geopolitical sports metaphor. He's saying is that if you're gonna wrestle Nikolai Volkoff in a steel cage match, then you need to be a lot more Hacksaw Jim Duggan and a lot less Iron…

"Comparing Maddux to Bart in a supercilious tone / small wonder he spends his days in front of a computer, alone."

Man that Sherman casts a long fucking shadow . . . . Georgia is still burning.

Putting aside their differences for just one day, the members of team #betbetty and team #betestelle congratulated rival #betrue member on this big announcement.

I watched this entire game last night and this gif is just the tip of the iceberg. His at-bats are particularly gif-worthy. It is so much fun to watch this guy pitch: his fastball has movement, his pitch location is impeccable, and he induces a ridiculous number of swings and misses for a guy who tops out at 92 or…

I'm perfectly calm, dude.

I watched the entire video waiting for the earthquake. I didn't realize until the end that the "tremor" Scully referred to in the beginning WAS the earthquake. With apologies to Stuart Scott (and the rest of you), dude is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy wearing Drakkar Noir is a good guy wearing Drakkar Noir.

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Mules are sterile. Go U Bears.

A Garofalo with loose ties to Al Franken made a politically-charged remark and now won't back down from it. Jesus, 1998, leave us alone.

Not perfect, guys: he had Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger sharing a lifetime achievement award for their ground-breaking work in 1989.

I think you guys are being a little too hard on the cops. Have you seen the forecast for New York this weekend? The officer was clearly just trying to protect Mr. Shankman from injury.

This is a spectacular piece, Greg. Thanks. Because I agree that context matters, I'll take a break from my usual asinine remarks and offer just a little more insight into one aspect of the show for those who missed it. The choice of Teaneck High School as the site of student interviews was profoundly appropriate. …

Sadly, that was the first and probably the last time that Rhaheed-Muhammed scored anywhere near 100% on a test administered at school.