The exception that proves the rule.

"[Team I don't like] gets all the calls at home," "the refs didn't want [team I like] to win because [some bullshit]," and all the other tropes of disgruntled fans are always among my favorite comments. They are stated with such conviction and certainty. "Everyone knows that the refs hate [my favorite team] because…

A casino is the worst place to commit a crime

I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Public service announcement for New Yorkers: even though it is completely fucking ridiculous, New York still has blue laws on the books that prohibit the sale of alcohol on Sunday mornings. But, even though the prohibition ends at 8:00 a.m., tons of bars, restaurants and retailers will still refuse you a bloody mary…

First Cuban Player: "Holy shit. Did he hit him?"

This happened at a Predators game a few years back. Then, the guy put the sign away and they kissed.

Yan Han look.

Suddenly, Bob Costas's eyes don't seem so gross.

Figure Skating (honorable mentions): Kevin Gillooly, Shawn Eckhardt

They both take a lot of cheap shots from the Booth.

Al Michaels: [places wager on air]

Maybe they would be able to get out if the other guy WOULD PUT DOWN THE FUCKING CAMERA AND HELP HIM OPEN THE DOOR. Jesus, with this kind of cooperation on the team we'd be lucky to get a bronze.

2009: "I'd make my caddie give me a piggyback ride and I'd whip him like a jockey on a horse."

Model Predicts That The U.S. Is Going to Dominate Sochi

Talk about man bites dog. In my house the woman puts a stop to the petting in bed.

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

White also continues to object to the name of this particular event. Like many of us, he believes it ought to be changed to something more befitting the dignity of the trailblazers who invented this contest in 14th century China during the early years of the Ming dynasty.

Yeah, in the original post, "affected" was "effected," but it was fixed. So, my dickishness remains on display - and now I look like I am dumb, too - while Tom gets away scot free with a spelling mistake. A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE. Worst. Day. Ever.

This story really effected me. I hope it doesn't have a negative affect on the rest of my day.