SidSpaceWalker
SidSpaceWalker
SidSpaceWalker

I completely love Barakamon, specially Naru... She always bring a smile to my face.

It's a trio of incredible farm life shows. Just the perfect kinds of shows to relax with. Both Spoon and Non Non were some of my favorite shows of the whole year they were on.

See this? See this shit right here? THIS is Ambient Occlusion. Everyone take a good look because this is what AO should look like, always.

Last for me was Need for Speed: Most Wanted U. Apparently I was in the minority because Nintendo gamers don't buy EA.

Was expecting more bunny.

im pretty much there... last EA game i purchased was Mass Effect 3 (and 2 and 1) the only other EA game ive bought was Mirrors Edge... everything else was given to me or free with PS+ or GWG

Pretty sure "this is actually complicated, guys" = "no way in the seven hells are you getting this in a patch."

Every Sims game since the first one has had pools, on much lesser hardware.

I suppose it's a bit less surprising when you consider that Glassbox, as the engine is known, was originally created with the most recent SimCity in mind—not The Sims.

Honestly, you can't technically do anything in Sims except use items to boost stats, anyway. Same with pools. It's all just decoration to imagine our fantasy lives and home. And without a pool, what kind of sick and twisted fantasy is that?

Its like EA and its devs get shittier and shittier every new game... all those features in old games? yeah we cant figure it out in our new one... we'll keep simplifying our new games more and more so we dont have to hire higher paid talent and just pay bottom of the barrel devs to pump out F2P-esque games with HEAVY

That's odd, my bullshit-o-meter is spiking.

Glassbox engine - powered by lies

I may just be a novice game developer and a kotaku-commenter, but EA's excuses smell like BS to me.

Honestly, their description and explanation seems like nothing more than a justification as to why it should be paid DLC.

The quote in the header image is the kind of shit that makes me scream bloody murder when playing a Bethesda game.

These joke reviews get pretty tedious when you're hoping to find actual info about a game. So many of them are just fill-in-the-blank jokes repeated on each game page too. There should be a joke tag or something too "yes" "no" "joke review" so you can filter them out when you're actually looking for information on

i kinda liked Remember Me.

That's a way of putting it, yeah!

It's a Dota 2 thing. The beam of light is an attack called Sun Strike that will divide its damage evenly to all heroes in its area By standing next to another character, Crystal Maiden survived the hit.