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I approve of drinking all of these. At the same time.

Try George Dickel! Not bad at all.

Probably tl;dr, but a roundabout story about Early Times...

Steamed cheeseburgers? The only people who like steamed cheeseburgers live in the God foresaken town of Meriden. The rest of us prefer pizza. The proper pizza, as God intended it.

if anyone ever sees me drinking a bud light lime, I am signaling you that I am about to be kidnapped.