Comic book May was always supposed to be Peter’s Great-aunt.

It’s really bothering me that they’re missing the upper arm armor pieces.

You forgot one.

basically

A slow car driven at or near its limits tends to be more fun than a fast car that can get nowhere near its limits outside a closed course.

Without pickles, I'd have been unable to maintain a diet.

can confirm. Labradors do not have an off switch. If presented with an unlimited amount of food, they will eat until they puke, then eat the puke.

Thank you so much for not pulling a sploid and just linking a buzzfeed or screenrant video.

niddle.

niddle.

I’m usually amazed by the ability of the Jalopnik community to come through on cases like these.

If they pull this one off though, I'll be downright astonished. This is one horrible photo.

that's premium SLURM!

that's premium SLURM!

We can be glad it was a holy Miata. If it was a Mustang instead, people would have been killed.

Looks familiar.

If your wings are moving independently from the fuselage, you are either 1: crashing 2: In a helicopter (see: crashing)

CAARRRLLLLL

I've lost faith in paring knives. Why should I keep one when I can do everything it can do with a 5" utility? Paring knives just aren't big enough to disassemble moderately sized vegetables in a satisfactory manner.

If you can cut it with scissors, then you should cut it with scissors.

They teach you how to use the things starting in preschool for a good reason.

You really only need three or four knives in your kitchen: an 8" or 10" chef’s knife, a 3" or 4" paring knife, a serrated bread knife, and maybe a 7" or 8" Santoku.

Prince would not be out of place at all in a JoJo comic.