Nah. Black Swordsman pauldron from Berserk.

Dammit, Gawker.

I’d call them thugs for thinking that giving a man a beatdown for daring to call them on their bullshit is acceptable behavior.

$1200 mirror motor? What is it made out of? The souls of affluent children?

Lane discipline is almost entirely unenforced here. Also getting a drivers license and keeping it is disgustingly easy.

Find your safe space, bro.

Can’t we call a thug a thug without racebaiters getting involved anymore?

No.

Weapons don’t do anything by themselves.

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”

1: stop the bike.
2: draw sidearm.
3: inform the fusion driver that he will not be allowed further attempts to murder me.

I see at least 3 examples of attempted vehicular homicide on the part of the Fusion driver.

It’s a good thing he’s donating his brain to science because WTF IS THIS SHIT. We need to figure out what went wrong to prevent it from ever happening again.

$20 says this guy's 'stang was an automatic.

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED

To be fair, that’s a fighting style to use against monsters, giving your back to an armed enemy is going to end poorly.

Standing, sitting, it's still better than the people who go between the legs to wipe, instead of around behind.

“I can’t wait to see what this feels like in the daylight from the inside,”

I hadn't even noticed the AT4 tube until you pointed it out.

Dat PPSH doe

No 75mm recoilless rifle-armed vespa? (yes you actually have to straddle the weapon to ride the thing)

Something really worth mentioning that you didn’t: