You don’t need to guess.

LIGHTNING CAN'T MELT WOOD LOGS

So what’s wrong with sous vide and then finishing it over charcoal or infrared?

I would watch a show where Bill does movie reviews. He wrote one a while back (I don't remember what it was) and he was insightful and entertaining.

Start menu is an obsolete antique, like mice without a scroll wheel.

He does cannibalize the slingshot stunner later on in a project, so you won't have to put up with that stupid thing for too long.

Right? because astronomy.

for some reason looking at that tablet makes me crave shortbread cookies.

Don't take everything so seriously. I was just making a joke. ;)

Just imagine I’ve attached an appropriate gif from The Wire below.

NO comparison.

Bottled water is the worst.

I’m gonna say intentional.

*gagging noises*

Face full of alien wing-wong.

The trouble with blind taste tests involving the general public, is that the general public is terrible. Here they clearly gravitate towards the sticky-sweet HFCS laden drinks they are used to enjoying, and discount objectively superior rootbeers that they’ve never tasted before, and thus find them frightening and…

You can't just eat 2lb of bacon a day and expect to lose weight.

Yeah. Desaturated colors aside, they're just ugh.

Blah blah blah

Titanium has low thermal conductivity, so it’s a lot less likely to burn you than a steel straw. It’s dangerous to drink piping hot things through a straw anyway.

Titanium has low thermal conductivity, so it’s a lot less likely to burn you than a steel straw. It’s dangerous to…