If you’re revving your Accord in traffic, you need a better hobby.

All mainstream media is utter shit, made to sell advertisement over producing actual journalism. Fox included.

I must have watched the Raptor Rollerskate Faceplant 600 times, and somehow, it still never fails to be hilarious. It’s just this perfect storm of absurdity, physical comedy, and total defeat.

Interesting point in Tom&Jerry vs Coyote&Road Runner.

In your cousin’s bed? Giggity!

Then who is that in your cousin’s bed?

That’s because you let the cheese get too hot.

Thanks for the summary so I don't have to watch a stupid 5 minute video.

Uplift your vegetables by smothering them in cheese!

There’s a difference between blowing money on crap, and spending on things that matter and will actually save you money in the long run.

#4 had an argument against it back in the housing boom, where any home property would just build mad equity by the simple virtue of existing.

See below.

You seem to have twigged onto my use of satirical absurdity. Good job!

It’s impressive how the anti-gun rights peeps go right for the vindictive violence.

Let’s see, have we figured out how to project 3d holograms, viewable from any angle, into empty space? Even theoretically?

Worth it if it saves just one life.

Ok, this is inspired design and super-neat. I have to wonder how good it is though. Unless this is super-hard steel, it may not have the punch for tempered auto glass, and it relies on arm power rather than spring action to break the glass. YMMV.

Ok, this is inspired design and super-neat. I have to wonder how good it is though. Unless this is super-hard steel,…

My first multigroom kicked utterly dead the first time I tried to cut my hair with it.. halfway into the process of course.

My first multigroom kicked utterly dead the first time I tried to cut my hair with it.. halfway into the process of…

Man that looks good. The front and rear flares are especially nice. c'mon Subaru, give it to us!

Does he look like this?