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Every company in the world does shit like this. CEO sexually harasses underlings? Pay off the complainers and sweep it under the rug. Unpaid intern prints a flyer for his band’s weekend gig, costing the company 20 cents in paper and ink? Company wide emails and memos pointing out how they fired the guy for wasting

The book mentioned in the article, Christopher McDougall’s Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the Greatest Race the World Has Never Seen, is a wonderful read. 

The ongoing furor in response to Michael Phelps not actually getting into open water with a great white shark to race side by side is the dumbest and most hilarious in recent pop culture history. And it’s continuing! Hallelujah.

It is truly ridiculous and hypocritical of the Cowboys to have cut Lucky yesterday. If he missed meetings and/or wasn’t the ideal teammate, then cut him then and there. He’s a fringe player that is pretty disposable aside from all the jet sweeps he runs. If he’s shitty, then let training camp sort things out and cut

Still not incompetent enough for you to stop watching though?

Well according to this study NYC is 4th most racially diverse and Houston is 30th. Somehow Oakland is number 1. But they compiled other factors like economics, averaged out the ranking and NYC was number 1 in overall diversity. Houston was right behind them with almost the same score.

He does not look healthy enough for sexual activity.

Maybe watersports.

Makes sense considering half the US population is dumb white trash.

*Americans full stop

People who wear work boots and jeans to the gym drive me fucking insane.

The suit you wore to the inauguration made you look like someone’s crazy old aunt that they only let out of the cellar for graduations and weddings, Kellyanne.

QB3 behind Jared Goff and sean mannion means QB1 by week 8.

Nah, Orlovsky just cuts his hair.

No way the Steelers live in a glass house, that would make it impossible for Big Ben to rape anyone.

As a Cowboys fan, this checks out.

Anyone can be dick-kicked by Draymond, and eventually, everyone will. I’m hoping Dirk dunks him into biblical times. That’d be more emasculating than a castration.

Why hope for that which is inevitable?

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?