When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

How can such a tender and delicate flower as yourself possibly bear to live in such a world?

Literally no server “expects” 25% tips. 15 has always been the norm and 20 makes you really cool.

We need to get rid of tipping period. That is a US based thing that is disgusting. We pay for a businesses employees? Hardly anyone in the world does this.

“One day, when mommy and daddy are the boss, we will be able to take all the money away from our employees and keep it for ourselves.”

I replace my underwear when the holes are large enough to get a human fist through.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Early 30s. I got into basketball around 1993, and the Knicks were great. Currently, I’m still a fan, but I don’t support the team financially in any way because I hate Dolan. If they’d traded Porzingas today, I might have jumped ship and just picked a new team. I never thought that was possible, but Dolan and Phil…

I cant speak for everyone but for me it was Ewing, Oak, Mase and those smashmouth teams of the 90s.

What in the living fuck are you talking about?

Put the Bulls front office in a trash can.

“How isn’t his numbnuts in charge of anything?”

Savage recently co-authored a book with writer Ray Glier that focuses on his past eight years working as a radio commentator for Alabama.

Not happy he died, just not particularly saddened by it. That’s a keen difference.

He didn’t deserve to die because he disagreed with me or anyone else. He actually died because he tried to torture a large, strong animal. Do you disagree?

Normally a safe guess, but not in the NBA, I’d think. They could send Andrew Bogut, who legit holds views shading that way and was on the team last season.

Softball.

If you’d call “reading deadspin on the john” a sport then yes, there are.

Don’t think a Georgian (the country) would care to hang out with a pro-Russian politician.

He’s having too much fun. Look for him to get beaned.