Two months ago I was fired from my job for sexually harassing my boss but at a minor league hockey game yesterday I caught a t-shirt from the t-shirt cannon despite being in the nosebleeds. Redemption truly is a long and winding road, but it is rewarding.

I’ll be honest, I don’t even remember him being on any other teams prior to Chicago (shows you how invested I am). But I was thrilled to see Forte get out; just wish he could have gone somewhere better. And even the same for Marshall, despite what issues he may have stirred up, too. Happy to see Olsen actually get…

Torrey Smith plays for the 49ers. He clearly doesn’t “love” football.

Dude he plays for the Niners. It’s too painful to think about other teams’ biggest games of the year, which aren’t in September against the Rams.

First coke commercial. Rainbow flag in amazons commercial. Advertisers aren’t afraid to get political.

Can’t wait to hear from all the Americans who were triggered and want their sports to go back to being a safe space.

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

As someone who has gravitated between reasonably fit and husky over the last 8 years I can tell you - Nike clothes are very form fitting and not flattering for someone who isn’t lean. For men, their shirts and tight around the chest and arms. Under Armour clothes that aren’t compression-wear fit like regular…

Thin people don’t spend as much on food so they can afford a little extra on clothes.

Also the dad with Oakley sunglasses, bootcut jeans, and a tucked in Under Armour polo who considers this outfit dressing up for dinner out at TGI Fridays or The Cheesecake Factory.

Nike’s are definitely leaner/slimmer fit. That’s so astute, now that I think about it that is literally who I think of when I think of who wears UA clothing. That and Jordan Speith.

Fat (9 months out of the year) guy here, exchanged my groomsman UA golf polo to the clubhouse on the day that I received it from skinny UA-wearer groom for Nike golf polo. I fuck with Nike heavy, while am making it a (pointless) point to not wear UA. My skinny UA guy does not hunt, is not from Baltimore, and isn’t…

I wear Nike. but I’m reasonably pudge.

Because fat people’s fat ass feet won’t fit into Nike’s small ass shoes*.

That’s literally the person I picture wearing UA, I developed this idea on a trip to Disneyworld with a fat cousin and his fat kids.

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Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

“...Oh, this would have been a much better excuse.”

None are the distraction. Don’t buy into people saying “while you were all up in arms about THIS he was doing THAT!!!” because they are implying everyone’s priorities are stupid. They’re not. We all have dogs in this fight and he is attacking each one.

I know. It’s easy to forget how much of a piece of shit, third rate villain this fucking asshole can be. He’s the Heinrich Himmler for our modern times.