Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Oh my goodness gracious.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

TONY? Y-NOT!

Nah, Rudy sucks and was clearly offsides. Also, Joe Montana said it was all a huge sarcastic joke by the other players. Fuck Rudy.

Or that he sucks, as in, “wasn’t any good.” GTech or whoever they were playing let him sack the QB, and he was carried off the field as a joke.

“In 2011, Ruettiger was charged with security fraud by the SEC, for participating in a pump-and-dump scheme. Settlement of the case required Ruettiger to pay $382,866 in fines, though he was not required to admit guilt.”

It’s not funny, but its funny...and sad...and true...and it kinda sucks, but good on them for getting paid!

Sorry to burst your bubble. Just keep telling your wife she’s the luckiest person ever and save yourself the headaches

Bonus points for creative use of “caliber”

Shoot, there was a fantastic article about his family and background after this arrest, but I can’t remember where I saw it. Not sure if it was the Boston Globe, Hartford Courant, or NY Times, but I can’t seem to find it now. Anyway, his brother DJ played at UConn (full disclosure: I knew him there, tangentially, and…

from what I read previously, he was gifted (as was his father) and had a somewhat OK childhood. When his dad died in HS is when he got involved with the wrong crowd and started getting into trouble.

I would guess, or hope anyway, that he picked up the random shooting of people who spill drinks on him sometime after completing pee wee football.

I’d be willing to bet there’s a lot of NFL-caliber athletes who are ‘bout that life’ but get caught or killed a lot earlier than Hernandez. Seemed like at least for a while he was better at keeping a lid on it.

My uncle used to work really early in the morning, before most people got to their 9-5 jobs and so was ready to call early in the morning for the contests while other people were still driving. He had all the radio stations on speed dial, on multiple phones. He won so much that he had to rotate which radio stations…

I have a friend like that. He does all the I heart radio ones. He’s now gone to vegas twice vand miami once along with a town of local wins.

Yeah, I won tickets through call-in contents to see a) Todd Rundgren and Joe Jackson and b) Donald Fagen in the span of about a year.

One time in my life I called into a station. When I got in my car it was “ok! 23rd caller to name the movie from the quote wins!” Immediately I said “of thats Revenge of the Nerds!” Was the 23rd caller...

As someone who works in the biz, I can share that your wife isn’t so much lucky as much as she’s actually just one of the few who bother entering radio station contests (especially if the tickets she’s winning are for low level shows and they’re giving away a ton of them). I remember a morning radio remote doing a…

Wouldn’t it be rich if this stupid act of shit sportsmanship somehow opened the door to an investigation that showed McCaffrey was betting on the game?