Is this a funny reply, or are you stupid?

I have a 9 year old and still can’t even read these things without getting misty.

My mom is fairly racist and has a hard time empathizing with black people because (she works in a grocery store) she always goes to the “they come in with their nice cars, and expensive shoes, and then pay in food stamps” well.

Mos Def has a song too, Mr. Nigga, which is whole verses of this.

...but, he’s still a millionaire, yes? So everything is just fine for him.

Trick Daddy, America

I’ve had a cringe face going on from the first Jackson quote.

Yes I know.

That sounds right.

Will this keep dust off my cards? That’s my main concern nowadays, avoiding the scraping off of my magnetic strips by dust and pocket link.

Will this keep dust off my cards? That’s my main concern nowadays, avoiding the scraping off of my magnetic strips…

And remind me, what was his crime again?

That was probably autocorrect

Because it’s my genitalia.

“I’m sorry you guys found out what I said.”

Yup. Everyone is a fucking scientist all of a sudden, discussing uranium and climate change in between them getting a second doctorate in The Constitution.

I agree, I don’t see the allure, but I’ve heard of women talk negatively about they’re genitals, so Ive thought it might be a ‘grass is greener’ situation where a woman might like to see it.

Ok, “requested” was the wrong word.

I always use Elaine’s descriptors when discussing men’s bodies and penises.

Are you single?

They had less than 500 paying customers for the home opener? Or they “tried” to give away 20k, but didn’t succeed?