Exactly what I was looking for; thank you.

Thanks. Do me another favor? Point where exactly the article explains how you go from the bottom to the playoffs.

How the hell do you go from the bottom of a table to the playoffs in one game?

At what age does “team white guy” become a reflex?

Does the chyron always read “POTUS”? Or was it better in the context, ya know, space and alliteration.

Are you agreeing with me?

Besides the “free” cable provided dvr and ondemand, ESPN, and the occasional Food Network show were the only things I worried about when I considered cord cutting. Now three years later, while I sometimes have to stream a game; ESPN is one of the things I [don’t miss] the most. When I’m out running errands and see…

Obviously they can’t, but corporations (the people that run them) are greedy pieces of shit that do funny math and acquire smaller companies all in the name of growth. So as long they continue to pull money out of their ass to buy ads on sporting events, the league can keep acting like they’re worth it and spend what…

I don’t have an understanding of what ESPN talent makes, like if these people aren’t instantly poors; so maybe they can afford to look for work and aren’t worried about their futures— but so gracious. Everyone is being so nice about this.

I gotta assume Schefter is getting expensive. Werder isn’t as wide reaching as Schefter. So unless they’re working Adam for cheap, he’ll get a smaller contract next time or he’ll be reduced too... I think.

Why let go of a football guy in July rather than now, or maybe, right after the draft?

Okay

Nah, you just think that because you’re an idiot.

They don’t seem mad about making it, they seem mad at the conpany’s hype combined with lack of prep.

I think shitty people have always been wound up and angry. (It might be a coincidence... but c’mon) it’s all white men, and (at least mildly) privileged white women that end up on these viral videos being outwardly aggressive and dirtbags.

You still get the bragging rights, you can have someone take a picture of you and it becomes your Facebook ...banner...?... the big picture that isn’t your icon, until you run another race.

Topical, concise, lampoons a public figure... +1 

Damn, four or five of those baseball bros did a fist pump, really tight and close to their body... I couldn’t tell any of them apart. Was I looking at the same guy multiple times, two guys, or all distinct individuals?

Hey, relax, like, very much so.

I do.