Obviously they can’t, but corporations (the people that run them) are greedy pieces of shit that do funny math and acquire smaller companies all in the name of growth. So as long they continue to pull money out of their ass to buy ads on sporting events, the league can keep acting like they’re worth it and spend what…

I don’t have an understanding of what ESPN talent makes, like if these people aren’t instantly poors; so maybe they can afford to look for work and aren’t worried about their futures— but so gracious. Everyone is being so nice about this.

I gotta assume Schefter is getting expensive. Werder isn’t as wide reaching as Schefter. So unless they’re working Adam for cheap, he’ll get a smaller contract next time or he’ll be reduced too... I think.

Why let go of a football guy in July rather than now, or maybe, right after the draft?

Okay

Nah, you just think that because you’re an idiot.

They don’t seem mad about making it, they seem mad at the conpany’s hype combined with lack of prep.

I think shitty people have always been wound up and angry. (It might be a coincidence... but c’mon) it’s all white men, and (at least mildly) privileged white women that end up on these viral videos being outwardly aggressive and dirtbags.

You still get the bragging rights, you can have someone take a picture of you and it becomes your Facebook ...banner...?... the big picture that isn’t your icon, until you run another race.

Topical, concise, lampoons a public figure... +1 

Damn, four or five of those baseball bros did a fist pump, really tight and close to their body... I couldn’t tell any of them apart. Was I looking at the same guy multiple times, two guys, or all distinct individuals?

Hey, relax, like, very much so.

I do.

You’re confusing toppings with their vehicle. Those toppings are great, you could eat them with a spoon by themselves.

“Finest chip (potato division)”

I scrolled through the visible comments- I’m ashamed, but also can’t believe, I’m the only one who has bought into one before.

My wife’s uncle-in-law is at the top of an anyway pyramid— that dude is loaded. Like he lost a million dollars in one day in the stock market and it only made him mildly annoyed and grumpy.

Like, who is the professional dancer, right? I too am clueless.

I think they did a poll for this...

I think they did a poll for this...

Same reason I don’t drink water. 100% mortality rate.