A more perfect example of a working man does not exist.

Thought so, but wasn’t sure.

Fuck, I thought so, but I was hoping he signed after the last win.

Martellus being on the team makes me want the patriots to lose.

I think they’ll just start shitting on the athletic figures.

I don’t know his name.

No, I think people still put him in “one of the best” but if he wins a fifth that’s end of discussion, no matter which qb you may personally like more.

God, is Tom Brady gonna be “the GOAT”?

Oh fuck, it’s a positive to them?

I didn’t pay too much attention to that shit, but is alternative facts something he said? Like he has alternative facts (that are just as valid)?

But I don’t mean to troll, so does that make me good at that?

Yeah, that I understand. And I don’t begrudge him or think any less of him, or belittle what he’s going through.

What?

I assumed he was the black guy actually. But yes, I know there are millions of black Brazilians too, the name was the main reason I asked.

No, honestly, I saw a mash of green jerseys and guys standing around, so I kept scrolling.

Why doesn’t neck brace seem to care? He’s actually part of the team, and he’s emotionally tied to it’s success, but he seems put out by the goal. If he’s overcome with sadness, fine, that I would get.

I’ve seen the First Lady’s tittays.

Fivethirtyeight did a story about how interest in the team is higher than it is for the Rams, per internet searches.

And those towels with their “newly unveiled slogan.” That hashtag is going to make him plenty of money too

Whoops