God, is Tom Brady gonna be “the GOAT”?

Oh fuck, it’s a positive to them?

I didn’t pay too much attention to that shit, but is alternative facts something he said? Like he has alternative facts (that are just as valid)?

But I don’t mean to troll, so does that make me good at that?

Yeah, that I understand. And I don’t begrudge him or think any less of him, or belittle what he’s going through.

What?

I assumed he was the black guy actually. But yes, I know there are millions of black Brazilians too, the name was the main reason I asked.

No, honestly, I saw a mash of green jerseys and guys standing around, so I kept scrolling.

Why doesn’t neck brace seem to care? He’s actually part of the team, and he’s emotionally tied to it’s success, but he seems put out by the goal. If he’s overcome with sadness, fine, that I would get.

I’ve seen the First Lady’s tittays.

Fivethirtyeight did a story about how interest in the team is higher than it is for the Rams, per internet searches.

And those towels with their “newly unveiled slogan.” That hashtag is going to make him plenty of money too

Whoops

The Clemens gameplan?

I hate the Bennett brothers.

Holy shit, you took me back.

Did you go ready about it? I assume you did since you referenced the location and seemed in awe of the venue.

It really did. And the couch was always taken.

Ding ding.

Let 90s, early 2000s