Yes, that’s the satire I was going for.

While I don’t disagree with your logic— my beef isn’t with the dildo. It’s with the Buffalo fans that fucking loved it so much. Watching on tv, or if I were at the game, either way I’d think “what a dumb waste of time this is, it’s just a dildo, it falling on the field isn’t inherently funny.” But boy those fans in…

I’m not, I’m just a stuffy old coot.

My reception wasn’t good, so I didn’t see the actual landing... I hoped maybe it flopped in a funny way.

I’m not bothered by the dildo, I hate the buffalo fans who were loving it like a bunch of 14 year olds.

/golf clap

Argh, I just rewatched it. Seriously, it’s just a dildo but that dude is loving it, like it’s the height of comedy. I want to kick him in his face.

My reaction while watching this, “ugh, what the fuck, people are so childish, what’s the point? Let them play their fucking game.”

Greg Schiano?

From your lips to gods ears.

If this somehow costs her votes, and in turn, the election— how’s trump gonna quit? He doesn’t want to be president, but after all the blustering he’s done for a month, how does he “accept the results” but walk away?

I wasn’t offended, your comment wasn’t directed at the person I am; and I feel exactly the same way you do towards the same people.

Wait, do you guys think I’m serious? (You’re not the only person to respond as if I was) do you think some redneck idiot would throw in the “country that I think is broken” qualifier?

If you don’t love this country that I think is broken and might have to be taken back with my second amendment rights *wink* then get the fuck out libtard.

Holy shit, I said something exactly like that to my wife. She just gave me a spousal ‘yup’ of agreement, but deep down I figured I was being irrational for complaining that “well that guy is moving WAY too much, relax drummer.”

But imagine a shoot out, no defensive display type game ending in a tie. “45 minutes” (so close to 5 hours) of 3rd and long resulting in touchdown throws. A tie score of 63-63... that would be remembered as the greatest game of all time.

I get that, but all I can think is, “oh my god, stop saying ‘fuck’ so much, the teacher is RIGHT there.”

He’s good and all, but all the cursing... it’s too much.

Cubs fan here so I’m biased, but c’mon, isn’t keeping Cleveland from winning two championships in one year enough reason to root for Chicago?

I’m learning towards “unfortunate [for all involved]”