The NCAA's definition of amateurism is a bit like the Tea Party's interpretation of the Constitution: it is whatever we say it is.

http://www.shopncaasports.com/search/honesty

Shut the fuck up.

Her race ended in tears.

HOW MUCH DOES THAT GUY WEIGH?

Yes! My favorite meme of all time has become synonymous with my fourth favorite sport of all time! The only way this day could get better is if CM Punk popped up in an episode of Scrubs!

18, dominant, and into water sports? FUCK YES

I wish him well but the truth is racism support group treatments have a really low rate of success. They're predominantly white and, for whatever reason, seem to have a really hard time following the steps right.

Oh fuck you.

You make one ignorant, racist comment about Amistad on your iPhone and it Hounsou forever.

"Should Riley Cooper fight every nigger here? Yes or no?"

Dude, the World Series win was 5 years ago and Ruiz is now 35 and has 1 HR and 11 RBI this season. I'd like for Iverson to still be a Sixer too but let it go, nothing lasts forever.

Are we sure that is not the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels?

The televisions will show an endless loop of all of Oregon's national championships and big bowl wins.

He'll be fine. American sports fans love Meals.

Sadly, even 7% of the page views for the Jaguars are just the NSA checking in on Shad Khan.

(Expected) Starting Nine:

So what you're saying is some guy is going to stalk some random kid throughout town (a kid who isn't doing anything wrong, mind you) and when the kid finally confronts the stalker and one thing leads to another until the kid hits the stalker, and then the stalker is going to say he was scared for his life when he has…