It’s so funny the shallow things Bernie haters pretend to be upset about so they can avoid focusing on the issues and ideas Bernie talks about that make him so popular.

LOOK AT ALL THESE SHAMELESS ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY STATE THEIR VOTE FOR CLINTON WITHOUT QUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!11!

Wait.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

And where they can also hold Combat Zone Wrestling shows, too!

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

I would also recommend checking out the work of Candice LeRae:

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.

Argonaut all men.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

To quote British comedian Andy Zaltzman, "If there's any continent that should know the dangers of swinging hard-right during an economic downturn, it should be Europe."

You should feel embarrassed to the point of suicide for posting this whiny shit.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

If either of these teams is still looking for inspiration, I hope they look to the 1970 Marshall University football team.

Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

If Americans can over look child and slave labor when they buy our clothes and electronics, I'm pretty sure we can successfully ignore this!

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