I’ll carve a VW logo in ev’ry one them sumbitches.

It’s more like it was wearing low riding jeans and a thong or gstring sticking out.

You have paid no attention to the clitoris. This is why you are single.

Hail M2, full of Pace

I realize that (I’m heavily in favor of F1 cars using canopies, actually) I just don’t think this is an ideal case-study to use in their favor. For example, I’m not going to campaign for more gun control laws by showing a clip of Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix lol.

Lol, I don’t think a crash in which the person survives and gets released early is the time to advocate for canopies.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the worst.

It’s funny how everyone talks about that fact that emits a lot of NOx’s but noone really talks about the fact that diesel engines also produces dihydrogen monoxide, and the thing about dihydrogen monoxide is that every single person who has contact with it dies. No exceptions.

And we all know what a hot seller the A8 is!

We did.

Also, I hear you pulled 2.9 Gs on a lap. Holy crap!

We’re very happy with our latest Dunlop tires. Running with 480 restricted HP and a lot of required race ballast to reach minimum required race weight we ran an 8:04 GP+NS lap which is about a 6:36 NS lap.

As much as I can’t wait to see the results of this comparison, I’m beyond curious about how they even got their hands on the cars in the first place. I bet that’s a great story in and of itself.

the way my Cadillac ATS gets only 20 mpg out of a 2 liter engine.

“You remind me of my first wife.”

“Iran now has cruise-missile tech along with the stealth tech we managed to crash there a few years ago.”

He means the man being shot in the head would’ve been the expected outcome of that event, not that the man deserves to be shot. Calm be thy tits.

Holy shit.

If you watch the video, you’ll see that he’s modified it for nitrous, hence the higher RPM. Fuckin’ race bike.

I’ll just leave this here...