The official shoe of H2Oi:

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?

They don’t “... deeply regret this has happened”

wheres the peace love and unity? they should be working together, the guy with the water cannon could be irrigating, the guy with the tractor harvesting, and the officers could go fuck themselves, or otherwise find themselves something productive to do

I could watch farmers rioting all day if that's how they're doing it. That was awesome.

CAMELTOE!

This shit is enough to make me buy a Tesla.

Asshat is too nice. I believe the term is douche-nozzle. I hope it turns out they are not above the law and justice is served.

I WANT SOME BUTTS!

Like the V6 Panamera “turbo” I saw in a shop once. People, anyone who can’t tell the difference won’t be impressed and people who would be impressed can tell the difference!

Meh. I buy cars to drive them. If you wanna collect, get a painting.

Come on, bruh. The future is beautiful.

Cue the “death of the 911” guys who refuse to recognize the 911 has been in a state of constant evolution which is what has allowed it to stay relevant for 52 years.

One of my favorite double names is Pungs-Finch.

I was going to say I would guess a large portion of them rusted through and sank.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

Sounds like a great cover story for when you wake up after a long blackout and look around your hotel room.

I wanted to do all of them but hey, you think I have nothing to do? I have work to do damn it!

Mazda's official response is the perfect example of the problem with crash tests. Manufacturers design their cars to ace the tests and thus get a high rating rather than designing their cars for overall safety in all situations. This is why some manufacturers, like Volvo, can ace a new test with a 12 year old XC90 and…

not making excuses, but if a nearly 12 year old XC90 can pass this test there's absolutely no reason a more modern car can't.