Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

You scoff, but these are the same sales tactics those weird bearded men in funny clothes used to get me to buy the horse and buggy that’s now rotting away in my backyard. Yeah, it doesn’t run on gas, but it turns out you need to feed the darn thing to keep it running.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

I don’t care about anything about this game now except this “football monkey”. Is it a monkey shaped like a football, or is it a monkey that plays football? Is it “football” aka soccer, or is it North American football.

Look. It’s A House. Of that much I’m sure.

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Why now? Because they discovered this....right now. Please point me the direction to a person that has used content before they even knew said content existed. We call those people psychics and I’d like my fortune read.

How is this different front the usual “america is the greatest country in the world” shit that is just normal talk in politics. Everyone thinks their country is the best country. I’m from DR and people say the same shit even though hardly anyone in the world even knows where DR is on the map.

I would argue Ultimate Spider-Man is a great game, but otherwise, I agree.

Man, this pretzel is too plain. I really could use some variety of seasoning to improve its flavor...

That’s very well titled.

The orange slices bit was LOL funny to me because orange slices are a cheap and well-known spider repellent for gardens hahahaha

‘Orange Slices’ was my favorite line in the whole movie. I don’t think it was even a reference to anything, he just needed some Vitamin C after getting AT-AT’d.

Underrated note: this is the only third installment in a comic-book movie series... ever?... that didn’t fall on the scale of mediocre-to-horrible.

No, gorillas can fuck you up as well. I knew a guy who was a gorilla researcher in Rwanda. He said they were always instructed to be very, very wary around them and he took this advice seriously. One day, the male that he had been studying for months (and seemed to be pretty tolerant of him) got pissed off about…

There there.

McMike is doing this thing on the Internet that’s utterly unprecedented: publicly admitting he was wrong. It’s nearly as revolutionary as this hoverboard.

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Look at what the Buck is driving

“Twenty years earlier, this would’ve been Milla Jovovich.”