Honestly, for some media that would probably be for the best. There’s a bunch of feel-good movies that I don’t have to watch because the trailer contained the entire story and I felt good after watching the trailer.

Honestly TMNT was such a mess that I forgot about the whole virus thing. Regardless, there’s blood stealing and there’s a tower that’s gonna spread a thing the heroes want to stop.

Squadaloo kinda got things mixed up. STID doesn’t do the same thing with the blood as ASM and TMNT. And then, TMNT does ASM things more or less uncannily the same way, but not from the same Spidey movies.

That looks terrifying and I can’t stand the cold but. . . it also looks awesome and I wanna go there.

I mean. Deadpool is fucking annoying in the comics (and I say that as a fan).

That part does make some sense.

But that’s still different from what’s described in the article and the comic. He’s destroying these dudes. Not taking them down in one move.

I was referring to BTAS-era Batman, but I guess Batman ‘66 isn’t too far off.

Why preferably for the next six months? Like I don’t disagree that Batman has been portrayed commonly as a guy that puts villains out of commission for a good while, but that’s exactly why the critique that he’s a bully is valid.

Batman is no longer the kind of vigilante who strikes precisely from the dark, leaving his foes incapacitated but unharmed. He kinda just prefers to beat the ever-loving crap out of them.

Same.

She didn’t get lucky. The contingencies were just enough to ensure the plan failed. If the plan had been stronger, the contingencies would have been stronger. Yes, that’s the definition of Plot Armor, but if any character is justified in having plot armor it’s God.

Lost me at the very first word on the list. “Gula” is NOT a word expressing a positive emotion. It’s literally our word for gluttony. As in, if you look at a list of the seven deadly sins in Spanish, “gula” is one of them.

In a universe in which they WOULD have failed, then yes, existence would have just poofed as soon as the circumstances arose. But they didn’t fail, so the contingencies were good enough, so She is infallible in that universe.

Well, no, She is infallible in the context of the story because despite being overpowered in mortal form, despite the loophole and the beings that tried to exploit the loophole, there were still contingencies (Metatron, Beth, the Prophets, Glick’s club) to prevent it all from coming to fruition.

Wait, how is it a Pulp Fiction ripoff?? Like I definitely agree that tone-wise it’s influenced but I don’t think it has much else in common.

Unfortunately, they are right. I clicked on this article mostly because of the picture. Whoops I’m trash

Wake me up (wake me up inside)

Oh, I know! Sorry, I was trying to be funny. I was there for all the theories and dissection of the trailer and I thought it was really fun.

Correction: the line from the original Cloverfield trailer was “I saw it. It’s a lion.” Because it was a Voltron movie.