That widdle bitty head

I can sort of see it. You go around landscapes that geometrically make no sense, and gravity is centered towards whatever the player is standing on. Plus that level where you are a ball.

"Imagine the character standing up," Dawson said. "The sudden movement would pitch the breast bones downwards. Then when the character reaches their standing height, the bones catch up, pitching upwards slightly, then back down and come to a rest. This would be a procedural breast bounce and settle. The rest just…

shit mang get them diamonds

Well. It's got Zachary Quinto in it so I'm watching.

Same here. I had to hide from my friends for a few seconds.

I mean if I got the option to have that I'd take it, but for story purposes that would just make it more interesting.

I'd assume the person with the power would have some sort of thin bubble of un-stopped time around them. Enough to breathe and move, and anything they touch would be enveloped by the same bubble.

Proportions on this head are slightly off. It's like they shaved off the top of her head and then put a wig on.

I feel like if they weren't trying to sell this to videogame companies, they wouldn't be a scam. Google would eat this shit up. Hell, Bing would eat this up just to have something better than Google StreetView.

Really scared for his eyesight right now.

Actually there was a Pokémon version of these! I remember I baked some gym badges and they didn't flatten out so they were all wonky.

I don't think that's web fluid crusted around his hand.

On my way to a regular hangout in the college town's main shithole, my best friend's older brother hands me his pipe and says "Northern Lights, dude, try this shit."

I had one of the Spy Fox games, and I remember playing the Go Fish! minigame in it all the time. Even after I beat the whole Spy Fox game I'd still go back to play Go Fish.

This glitch feels like the more unbelievable of the two—but it's real. You can in fact catch Mew early—and then level it to 100. You can't do this glitch as early as the EXP underflow glitch, but still—if you pull it off, you can have a level 100 Mew. All you need is the move growl, lots of Pokeballs, and some…

how come no one told me the olympics were full of hotties? oh my

Fahey, I love you.

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I've said it from the start, these skits are only funny in how pathetically hard Pete Holmes has to try to make the mutants' powers seem uncool.