Well shit. The Forest sounds like the kind of game I've been wanting for a while. Something like Minecraft survival mode but without the goofy graphics.

Is there anything that will do the opposite? I take for-fucking-EVER and it sucks. Like I know this sounds like weird un-bragging but it really is a problem, I think I masturbated too often as a teenager and now it takes long enough for me to come that most women just give up.

Gameplay was ridiculously fun, but what I loved most was the style. Visually it was pretty bare bones, but the sound design, type elements, and the atmosphere of parody machismo was A+.

Nintendo wasn't permitting photos of the 2DS when they showed it to me, so I traced it. Here's a comparison of me holding a 3DS, 3DS XL and a sketch of the 2DS.

You've made up your mind already, so saying anything more would be pointless. But I'll try one last time: most people in your position can tell they're not the subject being mocked, and can differentiate between when "white" means "WASP" and when "white" means "anyone with the same color of skin".

Let's just ignore the whole "I was beat up by black people for being white" thing that always, always shows up in these conversations to justify the "black people can be racist against whites" notion. This is impossible to prove, of course, and like you implied, is beside the point.

You're missing the point. The joke is not that all white people are yuppies. The joke is that the national arguments over health care and other social issues are dominated by WASP culture. Politics are predominantly white. You need only look at our list of presidents to see that.

"Ball suction." Really?

It's not every single one. Just some of them. Seems like you're the one focusing on this.

It is so perfect that there's a new Snacktaku article on my last day working at this office. Thank you, Snacktaku. You carried me through these 2 years of work.

The joke is that you do the Deathstroke in the Deadpool.

I've never had a hot pocket, and I don't think I ever will. Still, this article made my day.

You just explained the difference between "hardcore" gamers and the rest perfectly.

How much money do I need to throw at you for this to happen?

Just like there is a difference between indicating that the writer can call back some other time, and stating that cooperating with a journalist (which should be a given when you're involved in a prominent accident) is too much effort. They might both be logical responses to the question, but one is reasonable and the…

It's only a double standard if you think of these two things as the exact same situation. Look at the variables and figure out what's different, and more importantly, what's the same.

I am surprised nobody else has ever seemed to mention on glaring omission that sullies this guy's, and others I have seen doing similar 'stuff' recreated, whole gig... He is NOT commenting on a blog post. A commenter in the most accurate sense of the word does not connect to the internet and simply press buttons on a…

The high padded collar and shoulder pads give him such a unique silhouette. Easily my favorite parts of his costume.

So, this guy is really bad at Mirror's Edge. Damn.

Yeah, I know. Real life is like so two decades ago.