Quite literally, in this case.

Bad news for you: It’s been a decade and I still haven’t gotten used to it.

while its clear that you will be vilified as an ignoramus in the here and now, you will be remembered as a visionary and a hero, shrekopher1.

Yeah, sucks when the obvious flaw in someone’s belief system is pointed out.

but what if, just if, we create a better world for no reason.

No, you have to pay Al Gore for solar carbon credits.

SCIENCE! I believe that in 20 years, you’ll be nominated for a Nobel Prize in Physics.

LOL Face ID failed in it’s first public demo ever.

Well, we can’t win. All those solar panels are reflecting the sun’s light back to it. The extra charge is causing it to erupt. Clearly only coal-fired power plants can stop this.

shit i wish everyone would eat less beef. id love for them to lower prices so i can afford to eat a good steak again.

Dear Lifehacker,

According to Weather Channel, the greatest 24 hour snowfall in US history was 6.3 feet (1.92 meters) in Silver Lake Colorado in 1921, at an elevation of some 10,000 ft.

Nope. If they’re dumb enough to try it in public, they deserve the embarassment.

Are they just mad that now they’ll have to learn to do this really difficult new trick if they want to set new records?

Kinda cheating here because these aren’t really snow boots, but every time it’s snowed the last few years, I’ve worn my Merrell hiking boots and been okay. The high tops keeps the snow out and the Gore-Tex keeps the feet dry, and unlike snow boots, I can wear these on hikes in the spring and the fall.

Kinda cheating here because these aren’t really snow boots, but every time it’s snowed the last few years, I’ve worn…

Thanks.

I’ve seen this before:

TLDR Version:

Stop living a consumerist lifestyle.
Live within your means.
Money into savings before money into fun.

Either way we’re going to be subjected to a song about this.

Left-wing media in a panic, thinking censorship is the answer because they lost an election. Sad!