The original FNAF wasn’t free, though. IIRC, it was originally $4 or $5. Only the last game and FNAF world were free.

For real. It doesn’t even look like Hello Kitty.

Just watching a comedy skit isn’t gonna change anyone’s minds. I’ve seen people who claim that video somehow best applies to feminists today.

The Tony Hawk games were, for a time, excellent. They served up a style of fast-paced arcade fun that no other games were providing, and they did it well.

I don’t recall neopets being able to die. Not of neglect, at least. I occasionally went back a few months, then eventually a few years after having last played, and my neopets were still alive. Starving, but alive.

Oh, I’m mad. I just got back from Japan last week and now I have to turn right around and fly back, bankrupting myself and destroying my future.

Step 1: Take off the bow tie.

The game already looks like it plays like Viscera Cleanup Detail. Maybe it’s time for a crossover.

Ah jeez, you scared me. The dog of wisdom is only two years old, it’s not ancient yet. I thought this was gonna be another one of those “What, that’s not that ol-oh my god it came out in 2008" situations.

You’d better redo that list right now-

You can hide arbitrary code inside an image. I’m guessing there’s some sort of exploit in how the skins are loaded in the game that allows that code to be executed.

I’d say so. Then again, I’d still consider a game where all you’re able to do is pick up a book and turn the pages to be a game.

I mean... Did the world really need a HuniePop X-Treme?

This is why you always check the guaranteed delivery date before you order. Most items on amazon have a little bit of text that says “Order now and get it by <date>”.

Goblin Dogs are an actual creature in Pathfinder, though. They’re like halfway between a dog and a naked rat.

This is the opposite of my life. I’ve been abandoning shows, games, books and even movies partway my whole life, and I’m just starting to really get the satisfaction of pushing myself to make it through them and actually completing things.

Maybe it’s like Thieves’ Cant.

IIRC, the man who did this most recent video is a comedian who has lived in japan for a while.

Honestly, I think if you wake up with a sword inside of you and manage to fend your attacker off long enough to get the police, you’ve got a right to say you won the fight.