At least the players can fall back on their UAB degree when they go pro in something other than sports.

Its insane in this day and age of shared information and game hacking that Rocksteady still manages to have secrets in their games. This is about as close as I'll be able to get to the glory days of secrets like Reptile in MK1.

If you dig into some of the other top names on your rankings you will see that the pass attempts per game were much larger for those Quarterbacks compared to their peers. This makes your list skewed towards early generations were there was more diversity in offensive styles (still teams that would just pound the…

Two months as of yesterday.

The Kayak: Under appreciated / over utilized in my league. Everybody knows we're just fucking around though. It's the people who are certain they've still got a shot at making the show that are more onerous than those goofing around.

He scored a goal in men's league against a team that appears to have two subs, and he raised his stick after. Trust me, this makes him look like an even bigger douche.

Pretty good Katie, but the '86 Mets were able to put down 6 beers and an entire 8 ball with just 1 Straw.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

Can someone explain to me how in the hell does the ref not immediately eject Gillies? He's literally holding him as he does this!

Watch the replay; he's hit at the waistband, towards the top of the foul protector, and not in the dick. He loses because he's faking, trying to either get his opponent disqualified or taking the easy way out of the fight. the foul protector is a steel cup encases in padding, and while it doesn't feel good getting…

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

...And barista said to him:

...And then I said to the barista, "God, did you hear about journalism?"

A grown man smoking a little weed is harmless. A corporation drug testing an employee multiple times per week and taking away a years pay for doing something that should not be any of their business is very harmful. So, no, it is not probably worse.

Nice "journalism" Deadspin you didn't even tell us if he ever caught up to the steeple.

We're a website, not a newspaper or magazine with limited physical resources and space on which we can publish any given day. Posting a song takes approximately five seconds. How would you prefer that I spend that time?

I'm glad to hear it, but it's still depressing as all out that the people behind TimeSplitters have been reduced to this.

"I read that he threw a humidifier at her. Love a dude who appreciates a good cigar."

Will working from home jeopardize my NCAA eligibility?

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