If a word is misused enough, it becomes what it's used as. Ironic means sarcasm, technically but it's come to mean the coincidental hilarity or however the fuck you'd describe it.

I JUST WANT TO PLAY A BASEBALL GAME AND I CAN'T! Fuck. I have a 360 and haven't played a decent game since The Show 09 on my old PS2 which I no longer have.

They became a mess of plot holes and complicated philosophical theory and nonsense, essentially.

Yeah my dad has that port thing for chemo too, he hates it.

I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone obsesses/collects shoes. It's such a weird thing to be into like that, you fucking walk on them...that's it. They're not baseball cards, or guns or cars. They're shoes!

It did actually, when I quit it was incredibly easy which still amazes me. It must have re-wired my addiction synapses in my brain or something to make it that easy.

I don't put much stock in the test, especially when I get faster as it goes on because I get more used to it. That changes it big time, but it's not really factored into it.

I am the opioid friend!

Tramadol is like tylenol, I can't believe that shit works for anyone.

Wow, people get that strong of an effect from it? I took it to quit smoking so I must not have been taking the right dosage!

The first time I played Black Ops 2 I was actually taken aback by how violent it was, and I'm pretty much desensitized to everything.

Yeah, it's pretty common sense. You look any time you might only want 1 of a package deal, because it says $X.XX per item.

True, I need a new look so maybe I should do it.

Probably force you to find a new job too!

He didn't miss it, he responded to it.

That's an assumption, and since it was about the dress...

UGO SHWEITZAH IS ZE BEST COMMENTATOR ON JEZEBELIAN!

This is controversy over a perceived insult that doesn't actually exist, based on a hypothetical.

Yeah, this is a desperate attempt at controversy.

HE CLAIMS HE'S STRAIGHT?!!?!?!?!?