ShoopDaWhoop
AShogunNamedMarcus
ShoopDaWhoop

Thank you, I was scrolling for this and was disappointed I couldn't find it.

Crap you made the joke before I could.

I was so confused as to why a picture of T'Pol was being used for a story about the 90's.

I thought that picture was of Jolene Blalock while on Enterprise.

You mean the one I posted first? I changed it because the link opened to a tiny picture, kind of annoying!

I don't know either, but she was insistent she was right and I was wrong. Even telling me to "Order medium next time then!".

Pittsburgh huh? Never heard of that option. Just looked it up and it sounds like that's what they did to mine, weird.

They kept telling me that rare (or less, as mine was) in this picture was in fact, mid rare. My ass it is!

That's not what it was, it was ALL RED with the tiniest part of the outer layer seared briefly. That's not medium rare.

15% isn't bad at all, what are you talking about?

I asked for medium rare at a 99 Restaurant once, got bleeding rare. Then was told that medium rare is rare...when it's not.

They already are supposed to.

I am the best restaurant customer and hate being a problem, but one of the few times I did point out a problem I was told I was wrong.

I just gave the last server I had a $15 tip on a $30 bill. Mostly because I got a $5 off coupon, and didn't want the gift card back.

The eggheads do their science, I just make shower curtains!

Science is boring, fuck that shit. I love when you see people saying we need more scientists, we need more graduates in science, etc. etc. I'm not forcing myself through science just because the nation needs me to, thank you very much.

Forced "Core" classes ruin that though.

I saw it, I think you're insane. Should've been more clear I guess.

I know, I'm speaking in general because tons of Gawker morons keep repeating it and can never defend it.

It does, but I learn on my own. Fuck college.