I wish you were joking, but you're not. By simply knowing about guns and standing for gun rights (as a resident of Massachusetts, a not too gun friendly state) I'm treated like I'm right of Hitler on Gawker.

You're not joking. I'm left on almost all social issues, but am a gun owner and gun rights supporter.

Kotaku has had smarter responses on the gun issue than Gawker. How funny is that?

Nailed it.

Wrong.

Is there any evidence that universal background checks would improve anything at all?

*Jeet-ah gawd damnit!

You're fahkin' retahded, go kiss Derek Jeter's ass.

As a MA native, shut the fuck up Patriots fans. No one likes you, not even other Massholes. You annoy me, please FOAD. I hate you all. I don't want to see Gronkowski every time I go to Dunkin' or Vince Wilfork every time I go to Big Y.

My hometown was the "Paper Capital of the world" at one time, and fell apart due to globalization much like Detroit. It's making a slow comeback though, last year they had ZERO murders which was pretty awesome.

Bing? The search engine?

What? I never said anything about those. I'm talking about myths like revolvers shooting 20 rounds and shit.

Guns would be one of the best survival tools to have, leading some people who are convinced the end times are near to stockpile them unfortunately.

You know what I mean, like kicking someone into a wall-force with a Beretta 92FS.

No, that TV and Movies instills a ton of myths about guns into people. They're extremely good for survival for obvious reasons.

Yeah that's exactly why I like Les and dislike Bear. I mean Bear is more "exciting" for TV I guess, but it's played off as smart survival skills.

Yeah Les isn't perfect, he's more of an everyman survival guy. Bear however claims to be an expert and does stupid crap that risks his life and limb to look cool on TV.

I actually ended up ordering the Peasant knife posted in the article, it has a 6.75 inch blade, that's all I need. No onion requires an 8 inch blade for me, I just find them unwieldy.

Les Stroud is a genius, you take that back.

I was ticketed once in Providence, RI for parking in a handicap spot that DIDN'T EXIST. They knew I wouldn't come back to fight it, and they were right.