It's me and the girlfriend, I'm not sure that would work as well.

I'm planning on going to Europe this year, I'm not sure I'll be able to pull it off. It just costs too much money!

That supposes there was an argument in the first place, when a doucherino claiming an opinion was wrong. That doesn't make an actual argument, so I'm confused as to what you're commenting on!

I can't even find a job I like and I'm 27, but I have a great girlfriend and my life outside of the work thing is pretty good.

I don't know, I've never actually been wrong. Tell me, what's it like?

"Correlation does not imply causation." sums up 99% of my debates with people who want guns banned.

SHOMER SHABBOS!

It makes sense, you repress it in real life and it comes out in entertainment. See: Call of Duty's popularity, Halo, etc.

I see what you're saying, and I find her incredibly sexy too...but she's not the "bombshell" type. That requires being curvy, and super sensual in a way that's different from her.

Drive was an atrocious abortion of a movie, and his autistic mute character was a fucking weirdo.

Yup, he does suck pretty bad. Drive is still one of my 10 Ten worst movies of all time, and 80% of why is HIM.

Make my bub bubs bounce!

The thimble only exists as a word for me because of Monopoly, so it cannot go. Nor can the iron, or the battleship or the dog.

Yoga mats. My girlfriend got them because her obnoxious pothead brother lives on the other side of the house, and he's constantly singing in his tone deaf way or banging on bongos.

Yes it does, I'm still trying to figure out why you said "First!" is still a thing?" when it had no relation to my post.

Do I care? You're also the weirdo who thinks mace is effective for self defense, same with tasers.

You're fucking creepy.

I didn't say "First!" and the article is WAY behind even Gawker, so what you said makes no sense.

It's a personal space thing, and yes you're going to get hit if you get in my face and don't leave. That's common sense.

I don't know what you're talking about.