you’re being a little pecota right now and i’m over it.

I’m the dumbass here, friend. I meant Minnesota.

I deserve this burn and it is a good burn.

“Milwaukee, Minnesota...nobody gives a fuck about the Midwest anyway.”

Ahh fuck you. He’s a straight, upper class, older white man. His privilege is that almost nothing that happens in the next 2-4 years will have an affect on him. Don’t be a dick.

I’m late to the thread, but I’m pretty sure I got a dickhead bingo from your one comment. Congrats.

Nah, it’s all good. I’ve had much worse levied at me on this website than some snark. Anyway this is Deadspin. The most-starred comment in this thread is the one calling you a cunt. So ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For what it’s worth, the repetition of an identical word was intentional. It may or may not be terrible, I leave that to your discretion, but I wasn’t unaware I was doing it.

So, this is a really interesting topic of discussion! And you’re going to get a way longer response than you want, which you probably won’t bother to read, but here I go ...

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

It’s really nice to hear privileged people acknowledge and own their privilege, and make an effort to see things from other, less privileged viewpoints.

Cause i’m totally calling him a punk and saying that his design choices invalidate his credibility.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Well the key detail here is that the White Sox have a recent WS win with a team that was far more dominant than this Cubs team in the playoffs. So we still get to feel a little superiority in that regard, when in reality, we are in so much fucking trouble.

Plus, Red Sox fans don’t have anyone there to tell them to settle the fuck down, that’s where us White Sox fans come in.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Good Kinja Commentary > Joe Buck Commentary

I have ripped off my shirt for a woman. I inspired no one besides the police. And maybe people with an Alf fetish.