Good consumer.

Never doubt the desperation for positive-spin PR campaigns when companies bullshit is called out. 

As someone who just didn’t bother with the series except for Blood Dragon, I very much enjoyed 5 as the formula wasn’t something that tired on me. However, I do think the game was mostly carried by the world and the no-business-being-as-phenomenal-as-it-was soundtrack. I also had a great time playing videogame…

Get that dog a mop, quick.

Sleep well, Sakurai. You’ve earned this.

Def going to look into it. Thanks for the rec!

The demo of the game months ago did more to sell me off the game then win me over. Like everyone else said, the visuals are gorgeous, and I love the old style of digital paint program look (kind of took me back to old local county cable channels and their digital signage they’d put out for upcoming notices and…

Meme humor is a copout, and people have done more humorous and fun content in MS Paint for years. I for one applaud dataminers for showing us the lack of creativity early.

I mean, I get that and ultimately I understand why that could be grating, but my opinion is still in there the “I’m tired of celebrity actors continuing to be cast in these types of things” camp. Most are just going to be doing their voice, and if Seth Rogan just does Seth Rogan for DK, I’m going to hate it. These…

My thing is, you don’t need the celebrity name recognition to sell people on a Super Mario movie. People will see it because Super Mario is engraved into public consciousness. This isn’t Illumination’s other original meme movies that are just glorified avenues to throw in whatever celebrity is hot at the moment. So…

The Last of Puffs

Because if Illumination is good at anything, it’s throwing money at celebrity actors.

And with all that ad revenue and partnerships, they still have the audacity to charge the absolute premium MSRP. That’s what’s really disgusting about these year to year sports game releases.

That will be $70 USD plus tax please. (90 for our friends in the north)

With thumbnails like that, I’m not clicking this horseshit. Entertainment or not, it’s frustrating seeing this glorified ad trap pass as content worth talking about.

Exactly what happened when I left for college in 2008. I’m still upset, those were some good sets. 

Getting flashbacks to the discourse surrounding Dead Rising, and how it was a deliberate design choice that the game was built around. Granted this isn’t a gameplay system, but it seems fair that this choice was to maintain some sort of order in a game where things can easily get messy. Most these new consoles have…

Might as well join in on the fun myself. Obviously with Half-Life 2, and was amazed it ran well on the piece of crap HP we had. Hated that computer but we made it work. Got into it more in 2008 when I bought a laptop for school, and still was underpowered. Fast forward a few more years and we built ourselves a proper…

That’ll be $60 plus $10 convenience tip, please.

There original purpose wasn’t to have Fortnite back on the Apple store. Fortnite was leverage. He thought that the games notoriety and children yelling on twitter fresh off a propoganda campaign would lead Apple to reconsider so as to not look like the bad guy. His only real goal was to use the court system to…