This is the most disgusting comment I've ever clicked "recommend" for. :)

Ahhhhh. What truly wonderful and modern times we are living in. When makeup can no longer conceal the scar left by a frozen off genital wart, and we can watch semen languidly drip off of an anal encrustation in marvelous 4K Ultra HD. An unprecedented golden age of pornography.

Guy with pacemaker says "This jacket works perfe... hhnnnnngggg!"

Well... I just got inspired by this story. My new goal is to find Saroo, finding his family in India.

And in the near future, you'll just put your frozen dinner next to the WiFi router for about 3 minutes.

To kill people in some new and exciting way, I assume.

Well it's not like it unprecedented

This would end up being autofill on google.

China grows larger.

Neat. And it lets you know when it needs new batteries, which I'm guessing is about twice a week.

Try putting up with this all the time in the spring and summer in South Dakota:

The dumbest part is that the screens seem to just be scaled up. It doesn't look like anyone is actually using one for more workspace, it's just a big-ass display.

There is no "most likely Microsoft hardware" to it. In the third GIF that is clearly the Metro interface. Also I want one for myself.

Damn it, I've always misplaced my decimals...

How many Apple-ites are rotting now that they know who they were trying to get to talk dirty to them...

Good news: Iron Man was garbage. So that probably contributed to the difficulty.

He would have hit that it the first 40 seconds but the atmosphere that high is soo thin that it wouldn't have made any noise, thus no harm to him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity