Ugh, g-d forbid we try and better ourselves... I wouldn't be surprised if H.R. got called too.

+1

Wow... the title could not have been more accurate.

Time has no meaning... the person standing behind her may or may not be there when she "leaves her body" because once she's out, time is meaningless and relative to our physical self.

I'm thinking I may have been lied to.... unless it's specifically my insurance company who wouldn't insure us... (Great... time to start this whole hunt again!)

I'm simply trying to avoid the ban-hammer...

I don't know, but I think this means we're brothers :)

I tried to install this in my home... Clear "code violation"... I would NEVER get insurance with one in the house. In fact, most fire stations have had to legally have them removed... The pu**ification of America!

Mwuah-hahahah!!!

Eloquently put. (As I type this at my desk from work...)

Virtual Reality is very much like 3D TV... Stupid and gimmicky.

The second gif (pronounced JAIF... j/k) is absolutely better in every way.

Samsung is the only real rival to Apple... and if they weren't selling ridiculously oversized phones that won't fit in my pocket that weren't made of plastic, I would probably own one... for now, Apple FTW, but I'm open to whatever works best for me.

I own an unopened copy of this game but I have nobody to play with... :(

Uhm... I mean it looks real nice, but I've got Flipboard and I barely use it... I'll download it and see what "all the rage is"... but more than likely I'll be like "whatever". We'll see, maybe they'll prove me wrong.

I don't clean my own gutters because $100 seems affordable to me. Keeps me OFF the ladder (I'm clumsy) and allows me to save myself three hours when the "team" I hired can do it in one.

This sounds like an easy way to make $50,000... it's called a lawsuit against GoDaddy and PayPal... they record those calls, better get on it!

Well put. I live in the New York City metro area (Jersey side) and we're very well prepared for storms. With this being said, just a week ago I got stuck in a SIX HOUR BACKUP!! (at one point my car was just off... and I thought I may have to abandon it...)

Possibly the best GIF comment ever

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