Suebmee did have some crocodile tears, but a doctor stitched them right up.

Having worked for the Obama campaign and being disappointed with several aspects of his administration, I gotta say hearing him speak up on this issue made me really proud of him. White people (and I say this in the least offensive way possible) can never really know how utterly demoralizing racial profiling can be,…

The only bar exam that Sir Charles was qualified to pass is one that offered twofers on Tuesdays at happy hour. As is public record Mr Barkley was and still is beloved in Philadelphia where his N.B.A. career began he not only re-energized a fan base post Doctor J he was also truly a man of the people so much so that…

And yet no one complains about Brigham Young, a school that's outspokenly for-prophet.

"People Who Aren't Me Are The Biggest Racists" by Racist Q. Pieceashit, Esq.

I'm sterile.

So all my sex is recreation.

She's that special kind of weird looking that is so indescribable that it makes her twice as attractive. I mean nothing on that face should work and yet... well, there it is. Gorge.

Love the comments below, revealing that a site whose commenters are ostensibly liberal (ie, pretend to be in most cases, when it doesn't cost them anything) actually are mostly racists who worship the status quo - where these blacks should just shut up and play sports and take their money and the amazing lottery…

Getting revenge is not the same as murder. Murder is the same as murder. What Zimmerman did was murder. The guy who kills Zimmerman won't be a murderer. But in the eyes of the white man's law, Zimmerman isn't a murderer, but his killer will be. And THAT is why these tweets exist. And that's why black kids are just…

And you hate black people. Looks like a tie.

Sigh....a begrudging +1.

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.

Seriously, what kind of insane person thinks that Yeungling is worse than anything with Busch, Natural, Keystone, Milwaukee, Bud, Coors, Miller, and Pabst in the name. This guy must have been drinking a 4 month old can that fell off a truck and has been sitting in the sun the entire time. Or he just has never actually…

THANK YOU Drew Magary. Yuengling is ranked at least 20-24 spots too low.

THANK you.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

if anyone with pale skin

I'm not really surprised by a lot of the reactions from the general public about this woman. It's something that most people assume when seeing a woman who is like this. Calling her Precious, or just another fat, black woman. For me I feel sympathy for her. People are just going to assume that she is "trash." So her…

It must be terribly difficult being a white guy these days. I'm proud of you for holding up under the pressure.

My favorite traditional jokey-style joke: