Doing your best to let everyone know you’re a douche, aren’t you?

Say what you want about the Wii U’s controller, but typing on it is glorious compared to every other controller.

Nah, Mario meant he was adding the haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts to the list.

Bitch, please. Luigi has a friggin mansion.

Doubt he’ll be smirking when he heads to the showers.

I need this game in my life.

Are you sure you just aren’t tired of the game from playing the mobile version for so long?

Starfox, Splatoon, and Yoshi. Also, they’ll probably have some surprises at E3.

That’s about the usual. There are always little parts of the map that are missed because it’s much more effective to start working on the enemy teams paint after a certain point.

Gear has perks attached to them. Ink Saver just means you can spread more ink before you need to refill.

Dude, it was THREE hours of a BETA. Everyone had Ink Saver on so the Paint Roller could go far longer than it usually could without needing to reload ink. Never mind the fact that everyone is getting used to a new control scheme and couldn’t aim for shit. I myself thought paint rollers were free kills.

Pretty sure everyone had Ink Saver equipped in the beta.

Paint roller in a nutshell. So easy to take out.

Of course it doesn’t. I doubt you’ll ever see a match where 100% of the map gets covered.

People are just shit at aiming and situational awareness at the moment.

People had maybe 2 hours of play time and they still suck at the game. Everyone is getting used to a new control scheme and are probably garbage at aiming. I found paint rollers to be a joke myself. Free kills. Have fun spending half the time respawning and jumping to your buddies.

You’re just shitty at it. You’ve only played for less than an hour.

This is the article you go with? Never mind how fun the beta is, let’s bash Nintendo. Fuck you Patricia.

I'd say I was unhappy about people losing their jobs, but their jobs were ripping off other peoples games.

He slightly tweaked a few alternate skins near the end of development time. Even said it didn’t take much work. Guy gets way to much shit for that.