I didn’t realize eggs, a pile of goo, a ball of rock, a literal pokeball and magnets were animals. Huh.

Ok, I don’t know if Pokemon could be considered friends... but, the hell, who cares. I love this idea too much to pass it up.

They don’t need to. It’s done daily to every player when their servers bonk out.

I feel like this was literally taken from early 2000s gpu box art. Such an amazing/incredible/awkward time...

Wow. These people are frighteningly out of touch.

I don’t understand all the Haterade. It’s another Pokemon game. You don’t go to another continent and see the animals there and go “it’s like God didn’t even try to be original here"

This also shows how ridiculous the new Japanese Godzilla looks.

They’re “Transformers” not “OneFormers”.

Usually, right when you enter the level, there’s a barrel cannon that you jump into, which launches you into your mine cart. But instead of jumping into the barrel, you jump over the barrel and bend your trajectory to the left. You’ll land in a cannon hidden beneath the screen, which will launch you to the exit.

Hey fuck you! I sure as hell need Michael Fassbender at all times.

Me .... I do.

Ummm..... I need Michael Fassbender.

I do. I need Michael Fassbender.

In case you nerds need it (and judging by most of the parodies I’ve already seen, you seriously do), here’s an animated After Effects template I made of the Overwatch Play-Of-The-Game text, available for your downloading and parodying pleasure.

It’s a miracle they apologized at all. Usually they just film the destruction while laughing:

Hopefully they won't remove the petting in the localization

I imagine Pokemon S & M will be the first AO rated Pokemon game

“Tom Nook has been secretly downloaded to your Wii U while it slept. We expect you to pay us for this DLC in the coming months”

but when you go there there’s just a lava cookie.