lol you missed the reality that we the taxpayers already paid $600k when the army bought it. Why didn't the army keep it? What do we think we're done with wars where we'll need armored vehicles?

I missed the QOTD, but let me add another suggestion to the list. I currently can't drive because of a broken leg, thus have had to get rides from friends and family for the last month and a half, which has given me plenty of opportunity to critique all of their driving (silently, of course, I'm not going to be a…

Don't wait until your lane ends to get over. Don't slow way down either. Merge in at a good speed, do it as soon as you can, and you'll help prevent traffic jams.

I grew up in Canonsburg, PA where if you Wikipedia it you'll find that it's called "the most radioactive town in America". They purified uranium not too far from my house, and some of the leftovers from uranium purification is "tailings" which is a still radioactive sandy substance. They put it in the sand in the…

The virgin birth was not the Immaculate Conception. Mary's own birth was the Immaculate Conception. She was conceived free of Original Sin.

Needs more Sail.

These actually

It has to be these.

He was actually trying for 21 minutes but he ... lost his Focus.

RWD: downshift. FWD: hanbrake. Just remember, whichever wheels you brake with on a slick road are going to become the rear wheels.

I didn't know that the Taurus SHO stock did 0-60 in 4.5 seconds and the 1/4 in 12.9 seconds stock..... Oh wait, it doesn't. The Chevy SS also weighs under 4,000lbs whereas the Taurus SHO weighs like 4,400lbs... Even without a proper manual there's no comparing a RWD Chevy SS to a FWD biased AWD Taurus SHO.

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

If the dog is healthy enough to play fetch, why are you putting it down?

I think all cars, deep in their manifolds, want to go out this way. Sitting in a field rusting away, nah. Driven twice a week to the store by an old lady, assaulted by shopping carts, nah.

The Superbowl cannot be on Pay Per View because of the Sports Broadcasting Act of 1961, which states that the 4 major sports leagues have an anti-trust exemption only for sponsored TV, which PPV is not.

Did this kid really ask for Justice?

The Hulk does goatse.

Now how could anybody say that this just isn't as stately as it gets...it's all about application my friend.

Heres my car.