Mmm...

@hypermarzu: Reminds me of this British kid that wanted to teach me how to use the cover tactic Gears of War 2. He had good intentions, but just couldn't stop talking about covering.

That's a good point. I'm the opposite. In real life I'm an asshole, a hairy one, but here on Kotaku I'm calm, well-mannered and loved by all.

@TheRealDoshu: Oh, now you've done it...

@JPS: Once these douchebags turn off their consoles and return to their lives, can you imagine them being good fathers, responsible drivers and smart voters?

A tease indeed. Give us Elena, Capcom.

*pours cold water on you*

@gigawings: After listening to so much shit online, I rather play without a headset. I don't own a bluetooth headset anyway, so all my PS3 gaming has been mute on my end. Last time I played Uncharted 2 online, ages ago, some asshole also got pissed because I didn't follow his orders. I only obey my wife.

Drunken street fighting sounds dangerous, for oneself. My favorite Street Fighter anecdote was back in the Turbo days at my local arcade. I was mopping the floor with a noob. First he requested I let him be on the left side of the screen because he was "goooood" there. I let him, and he was bad. Then I pulled off some…

Have you ever encountered an angry female troll? I wish I had.

@bbilbo1: I have no idea what you just said, but I love the term "troll priest".

@Willionaire: If you manage not to get offended and have decent gaming skills, you can have a field day playing against racists and general assholes. Teaming up with a witty friend to hunt down douche bags... that's true co-op.

@nick_gc: Before getting married, my house was constantly full of friends playing video games. Now, it's a desert. My wife will only play Tetris and NBA Jam, that's it, so I had to get my multiplayer fix online. The problem is, I don't enjoy playing with strangers that much. It's just not the same. Now I'm feeling…

I hate playing with little kids because quite honestly I can't tell if they're really adults pretending to be kids. It creeps me out.

"FUCK YOU!!"

Wow...

You must say that to all the guys...

Batman: Arkham Asylum. There can be no other.

Must be fun working on Photoshop with that.