I have a confession... When I was little I cried when I couldn't beat a level. Some people toss controllers and others beat inanimate objects out of frustration. We've all been there.

My wife can beat your wife at Tetris.

We have some favelas over here too, though not as huge as the ones in Brazil. If you watched Bad Boys II, also filmed in Puerto Rico, they shot some scenes in favelas, pretending to be Cuba. I think Fast Five features the exact same favelas.

Ocean's Eleven is a good heist film, but Fast Five is an all-out action movie with heist elements and a pinch of comedy. You do get sexy cars and hot babes, but action-wise it's more like a Michael Bay film. At least rent it when it's out on DVD and Blu-ray if you have a nice sound system.

Yes, it's a smarter and more ambitious film, having more in common with The Italian Job and Mission: Impossible than with The Fast and the Furious.

Parts were filmed in Rio de Janeiro, but most action sequences were filmed in Puerto Rico. The crew made sure any street signs in Spanish and recognizable landmarks were either covered with Portuguese text banners or with CGI. I have to say they did an amazing job.

Went to see Fast Five over the weekend and really enjoyed it. Maybe because most of the movie was filmed 40 minutes from my house, but also because the action sequences kicked ass. Not being a car enthusiast, I'm very happy with the director's decision to move away from illegal street racing and into the heist genre.

Cammy is seriously lacking in the ass department.

The resemblance is uncanny!

Kojima approves.

That would actually make me buy a 3DS.

Owen could beat all of them with his bare hands.

You must have enjoyed Avatar's Pandora a great deal.

Apparently interns can't give out stars, so today Totilo did what should have been done last time your art was featured.

So sensual.

Phelps would be as good at kung fu as Shaq is at basketball. Hey now!

Can't get enough of this! :D

It works fine for Kotaku, that's why I said "not just for".

Oh, shit, you're right. Let me have some of that megalixir, 'cause I think I need a boost.

He won my heart when I saw him using the godawful raft accessory for Kinect Adventures. He looked like an orphan child and I just wanted to adopt him!