Oh OK, gotcha. Resident Evil is king of cheesy dialog, but I'll never forget Dante's "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIGHT!" quote at the end of DMC. Epic.

Seems lifeless.

I didn't mind the dialog in FFIII and FFIV for the DS. In fact, I liked it!

I was originally going to post Crono's face instead of Gordon's. It's crazy to think that an RPG character doesn't speak, yet he doesn't need to for you to care about him. You need a fantastic script to achieve that.

I haven't unlocked a PS3 trophy since Uncharted 2. Don't tell anyone...

I'd be much more interested listening to what Gordon Freeman has to say. Link would probably talk about fairies and how he escaped from rabid chickens. Samus would also have some amazing stories to tell, and I'm talking about Samus from Metroid 1-3.

Link spoke very briefly in Wind Waker while commanding statues. Not very exciting, but at least he said something!

There are plenty of silent protagonists in video game land. If you could hear one of them speak, who would it be?

Along with Vice President Tony Stark they would find Osama, break Muammar Gaddafi, downthrow Mecha Castro and decimate Robert Kotick.

Mike Haggar 2012!

The glasses are fine, but look at her expression. She could be farting for all we know.

After closer inspection I have to agree.

If there's justice in the world, your TAY pic will be featured again tomorrow or on Friday. Like Parappa the Rapper, I gotta believe!

The Xbox 360 box art looks like shit. Even Katherine is disgusted.

The tapir has one of the longest penis to body size ratios of any animal. Hug at your own risk.

We should definitely sue them for the redesign.

Look at those things! She could poke someone's eyes out.

Got milk?

What I find most disturbing about Bowser is that he is interested in Peach, sexually. A giant turtle, a human, you know. And her name is Peach... Porn does ruin everything.

I wonder how much Gawker's breach cost them.